Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Biggest Difference

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Q. What’s the biggest difference between men and women?

A. The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” usually has a completely different meaning.

Twitter

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The problem with twitter is that you always run out of chara-

Campaign

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I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

Beer Bottle

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How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

iPhone

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Fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and replaced with a shiny new fifty pence piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.

Toaster

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Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.