Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Hospital

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The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs.
Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion?
Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.

Kiss

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Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive?? I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with American Airlines.

Thesaurus

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What’s another word for thesaurus?

Look Younger

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Appear 10 years younger by telling everybody you are 10 years older than you actually are.

Arrest

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A policeman arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Shares

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Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.