08Mar Hospital By The Judge in General Jokes +46 -31 The following conversation took place in a hospital. Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs. Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion? Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.
04Oct Kiss By SteveA in General Jokes +29 -14 Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive?? I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with American Airlines.
26Oct Look Younger By Dave in General Jokes +27 -12 Appear 10 years younger by telling everybody you are 10 years older than you actually are.
22Oct Arrest By Nicola in General Jokes +34 -19 A policeman arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
27Nov Shares By Steve in General Jokes +39 -24 Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.