Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Smoking Weed

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Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 .

Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.

Wisdom

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Laughter is the best medicine unless you’re in the following situations.
1. You’ve broken your leg
2. You’re on fire.

Chase My Dreams

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My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.

Good Day

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Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.

Woman

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So a woman drives into a bar…

Ebay

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My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!