15Mar Smoking Weed By Stevo in General Jokes +30 -14 Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 . Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.
20Jan Wisdom By Chris in General Jokes +32 -16 Laughter is the best medicine unless you’re in the following situations. 1. You’ve broken your leg 2. You’re on fire.
03Oct Chase My Dreams By Jimi in General Jokes +48 -32 My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.
11Apr Good Day By Stevie32 in General Jokes +37 -21 Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.
05Nov Ebay By Graham in General Jokes +31 -15 My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!