11Aug Stunning Girl By DaveB in General Jokes +71 -54 Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.
11Apr Good Day By Stevie32 in General Jokes +37 -21 Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.
05Nov Ebay By Graham in General Jokes +31 -15 My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!
12Feb Annoying Conversation By Stevo in General Jokes +48 -32 “Can you tie a good knot”? “I cannot.” “So you can knot?” “No, I cannot knot!” “Not knot?” “Who’s there?” “Fuck off!”
13Mar Business By Jimmy in General Jokes +19 -3 Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.