Best Funny General Jokes

The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.

Some guy at work today said I was really bad with names.

If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool, what type of sandwich would you make?

Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.

Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat?
A. Because elephants never forget.

Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.

I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.