26Aug Instagram By Dave in General Jokes +41 -22 I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.
08Dec Snowflakes By Steveb in General Jokes +39 -20 Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common? A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique and deadly on the road.
25Feb Small Friend By tom welsh in General Jokes +37 -19 My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…
06Aug Birthday Card By Jimmy in General Jokes +41 -23 Bad things to write in a birthday card. “Life is pain, misery, suffering and a slow march to death. Happy 5th birthday Katie.”
12Aug Doctor’s office By Casey in General Jokes +32 -14 I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.
14Jun Unemployment Office By Cr5gS in General Jokes +30 -12 The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.