07Aug Doctor By Dave in General Jokes +38 -15 My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.
21Mar Balance By Fred in General Jokes +45 -23 Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.
20Nov PhD By DavidW in General Jokes +39 -17 After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.
23Apr Pie Charts By Dave in General Jokes +37 -15 Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?
06Apr Cooking By Fred86 in General Jokes +62 -40 If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?
11Mar Advice By Stevo in General Jokes +51 -29 Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”. After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.