Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Doctor

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My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.

Balance

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Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.

PhD

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After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.

Pie Charts

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Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

Cooking

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If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?

Advice

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Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”.
After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.