Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Career Advice

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If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.

Fat Americans

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Q. Why are most Americans fat?
A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.

Burger

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Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Cooking Time

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I’m not bad at cooking or anything …but how long is pasta supposed to cook in the toaster?

The Beach Boys

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The Beach Boys walk into a bar..

‘Round?’Round?’
‘Get a round I get a round?
‘Get a round…..’

End of September

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Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?