Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Millionaires Cake

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Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.

Covid19

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Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.

Going Badly

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+6 -45

How do you know when your date is going badly?
You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.

First Ever Date

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I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.

2019

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+21 -63

I still remember 2019 like it was yesterday.

Milk Sheep

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+19 -62

Q. How do you milk sheep?
A. With iPhone accessories.