17Feb Millionaires Cake By Dave in General Jokes +10 -48 Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.
29Apr Covid19 By Vush3 in General Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +17 -56 Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.
20Aug Going Badly By Steve in General Jokes +6 -45 How do you know when your date is going badly? You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.
05Jun First Ever Date By TinTin in General Jokes +20 -62 I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.
13Sep Milk Sheep By DonaldR in General Jokes +19 -62 Q. How do you milk sheep? A. With iPhone accessories.