Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Gay Adoption

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Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.

Santa

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Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho.

Zombies

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Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.

Lego

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It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.

New Diaper

in General Jokes
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Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.

Magician

in General Jokes
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Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian