Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Drug Test

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Failed a drug test today at school. I scored an E.

Purse

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A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”

Donating

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Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.

RIP Dinosaurs

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Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.

Rip Dinosaurs
26th April 64,997,984 BC

Gift

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If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.

Millionaires Cake

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Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.