01Feb Purse By Ben in General Jokes +7 -45 A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”
03Jun Donating By Fred in General Jokes +19 -57 Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
26Apr RIP Dinosaurs By Bob in General Jokes +16 -54 Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day. Rip Dinosaurs 26th April 64,997,984 BC
25Jul Gift By Steve in General Jokes +14 -52 If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.
17Feb Millionaires Cake By Dave in General Jokes +10 -48 Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.