Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Lockdown Top Tips

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If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.

BA

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Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.

X-Factor

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My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.

Omega 3

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Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.

It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.

Tragic Plane Crash

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My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?

Gay Adoption

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Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.