Best Funny Disabled Jokes

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.

Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.

If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?