Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.


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The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.

Phone Fun

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Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.


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A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.

Hospital Trips

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After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.


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Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.


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They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.

So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.