Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Phone Fun

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Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

Dyslexia joke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Bar

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A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.

Cure

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My psychologist told me this morning that they have now found a cure for dyslexia. It was like music to my arse.

Poetry

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They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.

So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.

Getting Lucky

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Once you get past a certain age “getting lucky” is the thing that happens when your remember where you put down your keys.