Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Dyslexia joke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Psychiatrist

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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Spank the monkey

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If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!

Anorexics

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Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

Jigsaw

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Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.

Midget

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I accidentally crashed my car into the back of a midget earlier today.He said “I’m not happy!”, so I said “well which one are you then?”