Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Dwarf

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Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift but he told me to “f*ck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Anorexics

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Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

Midget

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I accidentally crashed my car into the back of a midget earlier today.He said “I’m not happy!”, so I said “well which one are you then?”

Jigsaw

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Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.

Disabled Space

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A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.

I said “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.

Vegetables

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What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.