Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Aug

Epileptic

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+53 -40

What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell.

Nov

Dwarf

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+48 -35

Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute?
A. Hi hoe

May

gynecologist

By John

in Disabled Jokes

+36 -27

Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?

Because they’re good at reading lips.

Mar

Diabetes

By Smith

in Disabled Jokes

+55 -46

Just been diagnosed with diabetes. I’m beginning to have doubts about Dr Pepper’s medical qualifications.

Feb

Disabled Gymnasts

By Pete

in Disabled Jokes

+41 -32

I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.

Jul

Water Bed

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+14 -5

Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.