Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Phone Fun

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Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

Jigsaw

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Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.

Cure

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My psychologist told me this morning that they have now found a cure for dyslexia. It was like music to my arse.

Wheelchair

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I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Bar

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A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.

Disabled Space

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A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.

I said “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.