Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Psychiatrist

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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Yawn

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When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Vegetables

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What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Wheelchair

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I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Phone Fun

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Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

Hospital Trips

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After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.