Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Disabled Space

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A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.

I said “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.

Cure

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My psychologist told me this morning that they have now found a cure for dyslexia. It was like music to my arse.

Psychiatrist

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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Yawn

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When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Dyslexia joke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wheelchair

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I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.