Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Tourettes

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The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Do you have a book on Tourette’s symdrome?
Librarian : F*ck off you c*nt!
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!

Yawn

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When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Vegetables

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What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Wheelchair

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I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Hospital Trips

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After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.

Retard

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Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.