Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Alcoholics Anonymous

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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?

Symbol

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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?

Dyslexia joke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Poetry

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They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.

So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.

Disabled toilets

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Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilets that are big enough to run around in.

Spastics

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Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool?
A. Vegetable soup