Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Sunglasses

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Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.

Blind Girl

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

Dwarf

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Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift but he told me to “f*ck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Hospital Trips

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After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.

Easter Eggs

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Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.

Psychiatrist

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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.