Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Charity Marathon

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Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.

Blind Girl

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

Sunglasses

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Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.

Easter Eggs

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Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.

Anorexics

in Disabled Jokes
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Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

Jigsaw

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Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.