Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Charity Marathon

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Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.

MacDonald Nursery Rhyme

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Old MacDonald had tourette’s.


Blind Girl

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I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

Easter Eggs

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Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.


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Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.


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Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift but he told me to “f*ck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.