Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

14

Mar

Stephen Hawking

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+27 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.

11

Jan

Green and Melts

By Squiddy

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+20 -37

What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

31

Aug

Light Bulb

By Iz

in Disabled Jokes

+8 -25

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.

30

Nov

Tumor

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+28 -45

When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

20

Sep

Vegetables

By Anon

in Disabled Jokes

+13 -31

Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.

09

Jul

Deaf Woman

By Jim

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+36 -55

Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.