Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Tumor

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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

Happy Valentines Day

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Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.

Dwarf Shortest Ever Joke

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Dwarf shortage.

Stephen Hawking

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World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.

Vegetables

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Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.

Deaf Woman

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Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.