Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Zombies

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Q. Why do zombies never eat disabled people?

A. Cause zombies don’t like vegetables

Hemophiliac

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The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.

Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.

Leprosy

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What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)

Blind

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A blind man walks into a bar.

Aids and Cancer

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Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.

Deaf TV

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Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.