Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Sleep

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One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

Melons

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If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Light Bulb

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.

Tumor

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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

Dyslexic Worshiper

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.

Vegetables

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Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.