Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

HC Hammer

in Disabled Jokes
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I wonder if the lyrics for MC Hammer’s song are available in braille?

Green and Melts

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+19 -34

What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Sleep

in Disabled Jokes
+10 -25

One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

Knock Knock

in Disabled Jokes
+17 -33

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
*Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.*

Melons

in Disabled Jokes
+22 -39

If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Light Bulb

in Disabled Jokes
+6 -24

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.