Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Light Bulb

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.


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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

Dyslexic Worshiper

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.


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Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.

Shoe Polish

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Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.

Alzheimer’s Club

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First rule of Alzheimer’s Club…
Don’t talk about chess club.