Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Sleep

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One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

Followed Home

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Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk

Alzheimer’s Club

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First rule of Alzheimer’s Club…
Don’t talk about chess club.

Gas

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Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?

A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.

Dwarf Shortest Ever Joke

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Dwarf shortage.

Stephen Hawking

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World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.