Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Shoe Polish

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Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.

Zombies

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Q. Why do zombies never eat disabled people?

A. Cause zombies don’t like vegetables

Aids and Cancer

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Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.

Stephen Hawking

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Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.

Blind

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A blind man walks into a bar.

Leprosy

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What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)