Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Did you hear about the naked woman who robbed a bank?

Nobody could remember her face.

Went on a roller-coaster yesterday and the woman next to me couldn’t stop screaming.
Seriously… It was like she’d never seen a penis before.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

I’ll never forget the first time I had sex. It helps that I still have the receipt.

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me….
“I really need a new fuckin boat” I thought to myself.