Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Weather

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Q.What do vaginas and the weather have in common?

A. When its wet you should go inside.

Facebook Message

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:

“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”

Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?

Coffee

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I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.

Buttcheeks

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Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?

Rolex

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My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday.

I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”.

Threesome

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When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.