Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Weather

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Q.What do vaginas and the weather have in common?

A. When its wet you should go inside.

Facebook Message

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My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:

“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”

Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?

Coffee

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I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.

Difference Between

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What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.

Funny Message

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Hi,

I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!

Love,

The Dishes

tampons

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Q: Why do tampons have no friends?
A: Because they’re stuck up kunts.