08Aug Excuses By Dave in Dirty Jokes +19 -35 I hate the excuses women come up with for not having sex like: “I’ve got a headache” or “I’m on my period” or “I don’t know who you are, someone call the police!”
02Aug Balls By LewR in Dirty Jokes +26 -42 Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.
16Oct Jimmy Saville New Show By Dave in Dirty Jokes +5 -21 BBC are planning on releasing a re-run of Jimmy Saville’s successful show, with a new title of “Jim’ll Fist It”.
02Dec Jimmy Saville Calender By Oxy in Dirty Jokes +9 -26 Asda have now recalled their Jimmy Saville advent calendars due to a fault. The flaps don’t open past 16.
23Dec Bird By Das21 in Dirty Jokes +12 -29 I found out some cunt shagged my bird last night. This morning, there was jizz dribbling out of my turkey.
11Jan Green and Melts By Squiddy in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes +20 -37 What’s green and melts in your mouth? A leper’s c*ck.