Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Police officer

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Pedos

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -36

Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.

Creamy Jugs

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -44

Never judge a book by it’s cover. I ordered a book online last week from Holland called ‘Creamy Jugs’ only to find it’s a book about 18th century cattle farming equipment.

God

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+45 -62

Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.

Maple tree

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -33

Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!

Against Her Will

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -45

I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”

Kinky b*tch.