Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Skiing Holiday

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3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”

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Can’t believe I’ve just been banned from using Apparently “My dick”, is an inappropriate answer to the question ‘What do you want most in a woman?”.

Sacked Yesterday

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Got sacked from my job yesterday for being a pervert.

I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work.

Blind Woman

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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

$100 tattoo

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3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.

1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to blow money.

Between Legs

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The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s