Dirty Jokes

Aug

Skiing Holiday

By Vince

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3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”

May

Cheap Prostitute

By Frank

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+675 -385

Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?

Sep

Match.com

By Pete

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Can’t believe I’ve just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently “My dick”, is an inappropriate answer to the question ‘What do you want most in a woman?”.

May

Sacked Yesterday

By SteveP

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+384 -157

Got sacked from my job yesterday for being a pervert.

I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work.

Feb

Fifty Shades Of Grey

By Peter

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Had a great time watching Fifty Shades Of Grey at the cinema with my girlfriend. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was hilarious.

Jan

$100 tattoo

By ole yeller

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+370 -155

3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.

1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to blow money.

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