Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Defense

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A scientific study has recently shown the best form of defence against a rapist is running away. Apparently men with pants around their ankles can’t run very fast.

Money

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Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.

Bank Account

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What does a woman and a bank account have in common?

Once you withdraw you loose interest.

Get it Up

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Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.

She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.

Twin

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Had a threesome last night with my girlfriend and her twin.

Dave really hurt my ass.

new medicine

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Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”