Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Women

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I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.

Love

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Its true what they say, love really does hurt. Especially without lube.

Self Checkout

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Got some condoms earlier today from the self checkout machine at the supermarket and it said “Unexpected item in the checkout area”… cheeky b*stard.

It’s getting bigger

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What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.

Sex Lines

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Premium rate sex lines…

The one time premature ejaculation isn’t a problem.

Maths Teacher

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Just had the following conversation with my maths teacher.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Teacher: Ok.
Me: Pussy!
Teacher: I don’t get it.
Me: Exactly!