Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Money

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Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.

Bank Account

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What does a woman and a bank account have in common?

Once you withdraw you loose interest.

Women

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I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.

Love

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Its true what they say, love really does hurt. Especially without lube.

Self Checkout

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Got some condoms earlier today from the self checkout machine at the supermarket and it said “Unexpected item in the checkout area”… cheeky b*stard.

It’s getting bigger

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What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.