Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.

What does a woman and a bank account have in common?

Once you withdraw you loose interest.

I may not be able to celebrate Valentines day, but at least w*nkers like me can still celebrate palm Sunday.

Just spent the past 2 hours on the toilet… I’m getting too old for this shit.

I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.

Its true what they say, love really does hurt. Especially without lube.