Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Suprise

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -31

Had some ‘surprise sex’ last night or ‘rape’ as the judge likes to call it.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+65 -67

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Hotel Staff

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -25

Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.

Cross The Road

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -17

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.

Docter

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -42

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.

the hypnotist

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -34

A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.