Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Feb

Hotel Staff

By Sav

in Dirty Jokes

+23 -25

Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.

Jan

Blow

By Pete

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

Apr

Four Inches

By OwHump

in Dirty Jokes

+17 -20

Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day?
A. Snow

Jan

Library Eviction

By Sam

in Dirty Jokes

+17 -20

Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.

Dec

Masterpiece

By Edward

in Dirty Jokes

+23 -26

Q. Why did God create man before woman.
A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.

Oct

Defense

By Tony

in Dirty Jokes

+32 -35

A scientific study has recently shown the best form of defence against a rapist is running away. Apparently men with pants around their ankles can’t run very fast.