Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Kiss

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The following conversation took place after a lesbian woman attempted to kiss a straight woman.

Straight woman: Stop trying to kiss me, I’ve told you I’m straight!!”
Lesbian: So is spaghetti until it gets wet!!

Offended

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If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.

New Year

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To celebrate the new year last night I decided to organize a threesome…

Unfortunately I was the only person who showed up but I still had a great time.

Airport

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Q. What does an airport and a prostitute have in common?
A. They both ask you to put your liquids into a little plastic bag.

Server Going Down

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My server went down on me today, I love the waitresses at Hooters.

Hand Job

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Managed to get a hand job yesterday. I now work for Argos modelling watches.