Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Penis and Rubix

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -19

Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?

A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Pedo

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -25

I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.

Dedicated

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -9

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

This Year

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -14

So far this year I’ve had sex a number of times.
Unfortunately that number is 0.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -41

My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Dentist

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -28

Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.