Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?

Answer A Purrvert

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.

Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.

Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.

Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel Sprout.