Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Romantic Dinner

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I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.

Dirty Cat

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Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?

Answer A Purrvert

Penis and Rubix

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Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?

A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Pedo

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I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.

Dedicated

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I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Bush

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Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.