Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Doggy Style

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Managed to have sex with my girlfriend for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night. That’s 4 minutes in human time.

Come From

in Dirty Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a dad and his young child.

Child: Dad where did I come from?
Dad: You came from a stork.
Child: Wow, you f*cked a stork?

Back Door

in Dirty Jokes
+86 -34

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.

Husband: “Can I try going through your back door tonight?”
Wife: “F*ck that sh*t!”
Husband: “Thats the spirit!”

Sexual Harassment Course

in Dirty Jokes
+92 -40

Did a sexual harassment course earlier today at work. I think I’m going to be really good at it.

Tampax

in Dirty Jokes
+85 -35

Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.

This will be for the Christmas Period only.

Ferrari

in Dirty Jokes
+85 -35

My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.