Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Dog ball

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Two homosexuals walking by the beach see a dog lick his own balls. The following conversation takes place.
Man 1: “I’d like to be able do that!”
Man 2: “Me too …. but I’m scared he might bite!”

Pool

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Q. How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.

Supermarket

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The following conversation took place at the supermarket while buying condoms.

Cashier: Do you want a bag for that?
Me: Thanks for the compliment but I think the condoms should be big enough.

One in Four

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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it’s Michael – he’s super cute.

Miracle Women

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Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.

1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

Soldiers

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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.