Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Overdose

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Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.

Threesome

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I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Inappropriate Massage

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This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said “Good luck with that sweetheart, I don’t even work here!”

Saggy Titties

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Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty?
A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.

Prostate

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I went to the doctors today to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.

Kitchen

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Wife asked me to knock something up in the kitchen… the housemaid is now pregnant.