Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said “Good luck with that sweetheart, I don’t even work here!”

Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty?
A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.

I went to the doctors today to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”

He winked at me and said “Well, I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”