You know what they say. Once you go black you become a single mother
Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.
How to avoid stress at work.
1. Don’t go to work.
Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.
My granddad died peacefully in his sleep last night. Unfortunately the passengers on his bus all died screaming.
Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.
I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.