Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.
Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much? A: Vagisdear Disputin
Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!
Hello bacon my old friend. I’ve like to eat some more of you again. Because an odor softly creeping. Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping. And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains. Echoed within the sound of sizzling.
You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.
What do you call a banker with hayfever?
AJEW!!