Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

See You Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -61

I’d love to see you take a sh*t.

First Ever Date

in General Jokes
+20 -59

I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+16 -55

What do you call a Paki in a skip?



in Political Jokes
+7 -46

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+26 -65

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+37 -76

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.