Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.
People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews. What about what he did to the rest of us? He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.
Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]”
“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.
My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.
They’re minted.
Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)