What do you call a Mexican with no legs: Cuntswaylow
Im a great believer in gun control. That’s why I always smoke a couple of cigarettes before I go out shooting because it helps keeps my hands steady.
My fat ex-girlfriend recently got a t-shirt saying, ‘I’m a maneater’… I told her that’s not how you spell manatee!
Hi I need your help. I’m really allergic to your clothes, please can you take them off.
Yo mama is so fat that you can only go down when she gets in a lift with you.
Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.