Guy: Would you suck dick for a ripe banana? Girl: No Guy: What would you suck dick for? Girl: Nothing Guy: So, you suck dick for nothing?
I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.
Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.
Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.
The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.
Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope? Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.
Yo mama is so dirty when I asked her what’s for dinner she sat on my face and said Tuna.
Whenever I create a job advert I always instantly throw away half of the resumes I receive.
I don’t want unlucky people on my team.