Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Fat Lass

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -24

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

Aug

Sandwiches

By Dave

in General Jokes

+5 -16

During the first few weeks at my new job someone kept stealing my sandwiches from the work fridge. One day I decided to make them a cat food sandwich, the stealing has now stopped.

Mar

Thesaurus Club

By Steva

in General Jokes

+9 -20

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk, converse, discuss or vocalise about Thesaurus Club.

Apr

Help The Homeless

By Dave

in General Jokes

+11 -22

Just started my own charity to help the homeless. If any girls need a room please send an email with a photo attached to [email protected]

Oct

Police

By Jairo Robles

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+50 -61

Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None they will just beat the room for being black.

Nov

Ex-girlfriend

By JohnG

in Relationship Jokes

+28 -39

When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.