Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released? It’s called ‘Eau My God’.
Did you hear about the homosexual magician He disappeared with a poof
After being arrested and interrogated today I’ve now discovered that shouting “bomb” at the top of your voice is a bad way to keep yourself amused while waiting at an airport.
Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day.
We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.
What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.