Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jul

Latest Science

By Dave

+8 -18

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

May

Autocorrect

By Sam

in Surreal Jokes

+9 -19

I really ducking hate autocorrect.

Jan

Weightwatchers

By Dave

in General Jokes

+22 -32

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.

Nov

X-factor Swimming

By Luke

in Political Jokes

+4 -14

Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

Sep

Perve

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+9 -19

You’re so fit that it hurts when I perve on you.

Feb

Upset Stomach

By Dave

in General Jokes

+34 -44

Got a really upset my stomach at the moment and just farted in my local supermarket. Luckily I was standing in the cheese isle at the so nobody noticed.