Q: What do whales like on their toast? A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!
Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.
If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
..A Helephino!!
Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?
Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.