Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

A man phones work

By Malc Dean

in Dirty Jokes

+14 -24

A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.

Aug

Swallow

By Rick

in Animal Jokes

+13 -23

Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.

Nov

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

By Tiger

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes

+31 -41

Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

May

Funeral

By Steve

in General Jokes

+20 -30

If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.

Dec

Bread

By Johnny

in Religious Jokes

+13 -23

Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.

Jun

Problem Shared

By JohnK

in Disabled Jokes

+22 -32

Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.