Q. What’s the difference between twitter and Game Of Thrones? A. Twitter has a 140 character limit.
My psychiatrist says I have a fear of speed bumps but now I’m slowly beginning to get over it.
What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?
Bang Ding Ao
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip!
Is your dad retarded because I think you’re really special?
Just had the following conversation at McDonalds.
Me: Can I have a beer please? Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds! Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?