Q. What’s the difference between a kit-kat and Jordan? A. You can only get four fingers in a kit-kat.
Q. What’s Jordan’s favorite drink? A. 7-up in cider.
My car has become known locally as ‘the pussy wagon’. Not because I’m good at getting girls but because I cry a lot when I’m alone.
Ingredients for homemade love pheromone spray. Guaranteed to turn on every women.
Beer (4 cans) Paint thinner (bottle) Ketchup (half-bottle) Cat Urine (bowl) Shoe polish (3 tins) Rotten apples (three) Toilet paper (5 sheets)
How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender.
3 reasons why women undress themselves in front of men. 1. She really wants your D. 2. You’re in row Z of the friend zone. 3. She hasn’t seen you hiding in the tree.
Just had a water fight at the local park with a bunch kids and won!!
Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.