I’m currently studying to be a psychiatrist and I went to the library to find a book on suicide. The librarian recommended I read the Qur’an.
My sarcasm is so advanced that people think I’m really retarded.
My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”
I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”
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Just had the following conversation with my maths teacher.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Teacher: Ok. Me: Pussy! Teacher: I don’t get it. Me: Exactly!
I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.