A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.
Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?
Because they’re good at reading lips.
My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.
Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.
What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A £50 note.
The following conversation took place in a school classroom.
Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have? Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.
Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.