A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.
Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
They say in show business never work with children or animal. That’s especially true when making adult movies.
Knock knock, Who’s there? Grandad . . Shiiit, stop the funeral!
There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.